“A programmers wife sends him to the store and says “get some bread, and while you’re there pick up some eggs” The programmer never came back.”
“The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.”
“There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.”
Gotta love when nerd jokes show up on Reddit. This one comes courtesy of /u/smickie.
“I could tell you a joke about TCP, but I’d have to keep repeating it until you got it.”
Saw this one on reddit as well courtesy of /u/Razukel.
“I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.”
Saw this one on Reddit today courtesy of /u/amivalist.